" YVONNE. " ;D says:
i shall write a petition
" YVONNE. " ;D says:
send it to everyone
" YVONNE. " ;D says:
straits times
" YVONNE. " ;D says:
newpaper
" YVONNE. " ;D says:
"Girl goes into despair because of unfair streaming methods"

yanwah; garfield's meow. says:
Dear everybody,
I, Yvonne Lee Yu Lun from class AHEM* 3B1
yanwah; garfield's meow. says:
demand a change of class and i need your support






50 + 1 REASONS TO CHANGE CLASSES

reason 1. i hate everybody in that class
reason 2. everybody hates me in that class
reason 3. everybody in 3a1 loves me
reason 4. i love everyone in 3a1
reason 5. all the lit lovers are in 3a1 and i need to confide them in school work
reason 6. they need to confide me =)) heh heh.
reason 7. maybe time tables clash
reason 8. wait,time tables do clash
reason 9. i'd cry everyday if i was in 3b1
reason 10. 3b1 would cry everyday if i was in it
reason 11. 3a1 would smile everyday with me in it
reason 12. i would smile everyday in 3a1
reason 13. i dont wish to get sexually harrased by Nicholas Teo Choon Hoe
reason 14. Nicholas Teo Choon Hoe doesnt wish for me to sexually harrass him
reason 15. i wont sexually harrass anyone in 3a1.
reason 16. no one would sexually harrass me in 3a1
reason 17. cause i dont wish to get eaten up by mathias in 3b1
reason 18. cause mathias doesnt wish me to eat him up
reason 19.i cant write "B" properly
reason 20. i can write "A" sophisicatedly and with ultimate style and elegance
reason 21. i wont eat anyone in 3a1.
reason 22. no one would eat me in 3a1
reason 23. cause i cant differentiate B and D properly and D's have lit students
reason 24. i can differentiate A and D properly. so i have no problem
reason 25. cause i'd complain until the whole building collapses if im in 3b1
reason 26. the whole building collapsing means everyone dies. WAHAHA
reason 27. i would be so happy when im in 3a1 and i would laugh until the whole building collapses
reason 28. but maybe i can hold back some laughter and the building would just get shaky
reason 29. AT LEAST THE BUILDING DOESNT COLLAPSE
reason 30. i can save a bomb of money cause i wouldnt buy a bomb
reason 31. cause i would bomb the toilet if i was in 3b1
reason 32. cause i wont bomb the toilet if i was in 3a1.
reason 33. so the school can save some money doing renovation
reason 34. the country can save some money on evacuations
reason 35. there is someone called chong shi yun in 3a1
reason 36. there is someone called nicholas teo choon hoe in 3b1
reason 37. there is no chong shi yun in 3b1
reason 38. there is no nicholas teo choon hoe from 3a1!
reason 39. i would turn everyone into mental patients if im in 3b1
reason 40. i wouldn't turn everyone into mental patients if i were in 3a1
reason 41. cause MY PERCENTAGE IS ELIGIBLE FOR 3A1!!!!
reason 42. and i dont think i should be so cruelly to go into 3b1
reason 43. there's this no abuse children campaign.
reason 44. i would sue you for child abuse if i was in 3b1
reason 45. i will die of cancer if i were in 3b1
reason 46. i wouldnt if i were in 3a1
reason 47. cause im going to become a nerd in 3b1
reason 48. im not going to be a nerd in 3a1.
reason 49. im going to be a wonderful student in 3a1
reason 50. good students are loved

REASON 51. I bothered to start this petition.



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HAHAHA YANWAH!
CRAZY POTATO!

Of course this post isn't meant to offend anyone.
I don't hate everybody in 3b1 okay. It's just a joke.


ignore the typos. ;D

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Okay fine, new year resolutions.
everyone is doing it, and this invisible force is telling me to do it too.
):


1) GROW MY HAIR TO MY ASS.
(I really want to okay. Reduce to only hair trimming, NO MORE CUTTING SHORT HAIR)

2) GOOD GRADES!
Maths get A again! AGAIN! A FOR MATHS!!!!!

3) Weight loss.
Haw haw finally facing the fact. Yalah yalah, just shut up and keep your opinions to yourself loh.

4) save.. money?
xD

5) Grow tall! Please grow tall! *cries*